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Red Vines Solve Anything
>Ellie. 16. UK. Sociopath multishipper< Darren Criss. Mila Kunis. Ryan Gosling. Starkid. Chris Colfer. Emma Watson. Zooey Deschanel. The Following. Perks Of Being A Wallflower. True Blood. New Girl.The Hunger Games. Skins. Robert Downey Jr. Misfits. Game Of Thrones. Glee. The Tudors. The Avengers. Torchwood. John Green.



“One night when I was about 3, my mother found me tucked up in bed where she had left me, clutching an empty bottle of children’s vitamins which I had chewed my way through every one as they were delicious – she called the doctor!”

One night when I was about 3, my mother found me tucked up in bed where she had left me, clutching an empty bottle of children’s vitamins which I had chewed my way through every one as they were delicious – she called the doctor!




nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

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jaimelannister:

And how many lives have you saved?


st4rgazerr:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

sweet Jesus iron man


“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”